| Chris Kirkpatrick
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Hi-dee-ho there. That's me to the left.
Don't I look mean. Yeah that's right I am a man to be feared. Actually that's a still from a T.V. show I did called "Combat Missions" Look for it coming soon to USA. Okay so welcome to my sight yada yada yada. This is just a cheep excuse for me to get that pretty mug of mine on the internet. Ijust wanted to eat upp a little more space so that it would take even longer for you to download those nasty nechrophiliac pedifile pictures that you're so fond uf. You know who I'm talking to. You make me sick. But enough about you, this is my sight. Go ahead and take a walk around, and if your legs don't get too sore, and you think it's just weird enough to be labled: "cool". Then please let me know who you are so I can have my henchmen abduct you and use you for my anal probing experiments...oops forget I said that. Well enjoy, hope to hear from you.
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No I'm not in *NSYNC sorry
Hi my name is Chris Kirkpatrick. Although I am in a quintet, it's not *NSYNC sorry. I am just a goofy guy taking up valuable space. I am an actor, and I try to be a comedian. The focus of this site is to make me feel more important than I actually am.
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That other Chris Kirkpatrick IMPOSTER!
The man you see below has stolen my identity. He is the evil Anti-Chris. If ever you have the misfortune to meet this ghastly individual, I want you to give him the finger and show him your private parts, and if you can get close enough, poke him with a stick. That aught to theach him. In all actuality, I'm actually a huge *NSYNC fan, and I'm straight, go figure. I'm actually in a boy band. If you want more information, just click on Playn'4Keeps. |
I Think My Guest Book is Working Hooray!
Another idea for my home page’s text is notifying visitors about the enhancements I put on my site. For example, I want visitors to sign my guestbook or fill out my survey Form E-mailer to answer questions about my site, my business, or my site’s topic.
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No I'm not this guy
This is the F.B.I. most wanted picture of the Anti-Chris.
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